Football Rant

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I am quite surprised that I’ve never come to this place to rant about my dissatisfaction with the current malaise plaguing my beloved football club which I supported since I was a kid. During those days, Man U was a work in progress under Sir Alex Ferguson (SAF) i.e. they were not champions just yet. Which means, I was not a glory-hunter/supporter who supports only when the team is winning like Manchester City fans.

I will keep this short and sweet.
The malaise plaguing my beloved team is in the form of this person, David Moyes, the current coach.
Before he was appointed, I, together with many MU fans already expected that it will be an overwhelming job for this transition to take place because how do you replace a legend of legends like SAF?
But to see how we have digressed so far behind this season is hugely shocking to the arteries and veins of my body.
The team lack inventive play in the problematic midfield, players look demotivated, lack of proper replacement for Scholes, Ronaldo, we lack the class and what we get is, Cleverley, Ashley Young.

What is Moyes’s crazy problem with not using Kagawa.
KAGAWA IS A WORLD CLASS PLAYER. What is wrong with you, David Moyes. The way you leave such world class talent at your disposal out in the cold is beyond me.
Wait.
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Okay.
MU players are not used to being beaten and hence the lack of confidence start creeping into their play. It’s obvious.
Lack invention in the middle of the park,  BORING and the worst of all, we become more like Everton rather than the MU of old.
SAF, with all due respect, deserves some of the blame for not properly replacing Scholes and Giggs (who is still playing at 40, WHAT A LEGEND).
When the players are down on their feet with heads bowed down in defeat, you wouldn’t really trust Moyes to inspire them or give them the infamous hair-dryer of SAF to kick those tushies so that they start playing and acting like world class players.
We need to replace at least 4-5 players.
Welbeck and Chicharito are backup strikers at best. Moyes need 1 world class striker to shift some of the load from the world class RVP. He’s 31-32, so it’s wise to get a mid 20’s striker.
Young and Cleverley will never be top class, they look good in a mid-table team, but not MU. They just don’t have the pedigree. Sorry.
Now, the mind-boggling question is how do you fit Mata and Rooney together as it is obvious, both want to play the no. 10 role, the playmaker/shadow striker. I don’t know. Hence, no idea why Mata was even brought into the picture. Maybe, Moyes wanted to make a statement of intent and hope to get the “Ozil” effect. Didn’t really quite work out eh since Mata is always yayplayed out of position at the left/right flank. Mata’s best position in Chelsea where he was voted 2 times running Chelsea Player of The Year was in the no. 10 role.
Since Rooney, the heart of MU will definitely not make way for him, it will be a pickly hot mess for Moyes to resolve. Does he inspires confidence in you to solve it. Less said, the better.
Evra, Vidic and Ferdinand, the heart of MU’s defence for a glorious decade which form 1 of the best defence in BPL history is worth celebrated and mentioned for many many years to come. But, it’s time to replace them and move on as the trio look WAY out of pace. Evra and Vidic especially look like their age when speedy fullbacks run past them as if  they were not there. V
idic is going to Inter Milan, bless his soul for being such a rock solid central defender for MU, but he knows, we know, it’s time to move on. And moving to a lesser demand league in Serie A, where the football pace is much slower and less physical would suit him perfectly.
Ferdinand, 1 of the most elegant defender of the ball MU have ever seen, already a legend, should stop playing already. The many injuries he sustained is already a tell-tale sign to let the curtain fall down on his illustrious career. The way some strikers/midfielders from opposing time run past him is embarrassing. Aih. Time for him to move on to football management.
De Gea is probably 1 of the other world class players MU is glad to have at their disposal. World class stamp!
Less is said about the fella, Rafael, the better. The Brazilian look like a few pounds off weight and his rashness and temper will cost MU some matches. Seriously.

The problem is not about offloading ineffective players, but about whether any world class players would want to come to Moyes’ MU. He doesn’t seem to inspire confidence other than those bulging weird looking eyes and kept saying in all his after-match interviews, “Oh we could have played better, I don’t know why we played so badly”.
YOU ARE PAID TO MANAGE THEM TO PLAY LIKE CHAMPIONS.
The last straw was the 3-0 butchering by a team i love to loathe. Sorry, I can’t even type the name without feeling a lil nausea in my mouth.
Okay, rant is pretty much done for now.
World class players look like the one’s in the banner above, Moyes.

P.S. : Every morning after an MU match, i have friends complaining to me about Moyes’s Man U. Seriously, our heart can only take that much of pain.

Ezra

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Photo-bomb Ninja I’ve become..

Photo-bomb ~ The act of sneaking up on peeps who are getting ready to take a pic which in turn beautify or wreck a proper pic.

I’ve been in the ‘photo-bombing’ scene for more than 05 years.
Ceh wahhhh, “photo-bombing scene”, =..= ……if there is such a thing to begin with.
It is such a joy to do such stunt with the people whom I work with, because they are just so gullible nice and dandy like that.
Here are some shots which each of them HAVE NO IDEA that a “creation of ART process” was taking place.
Now enjoy watching genius at work here.

In these following pictures, they had no idea I was creeping up on them. Like a ninja, I know.

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Group Pic: While everyone were being in their best of behavior to take a group shot, we have someone who perfected the picture with his classic “Hey, hey, is that a bird up there” look. Using 1 or 2 hands with this move is preferable.

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Random : No particular signature move here, just a random open your arms kind of look i was going for. The secretary is the one on the most left. Her boss is quite cool.

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Do you have a problem : Pretty easy move to execute. Lift up you head as high as you can, not until your whole face disappear from the picture short. Then give it the “what is your problem, mannnn” look. Some call it the “whatttt whatt whatt” look.

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007 Agent working for the Queen : It should be the typical James Bond “blow your gun” cool look. But somehow, this looks a lil sillier than Craig Daniel doing his cool signature suave look. This 007 look failed. Craig Daniel too cool-lah.

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If James Bond / Craig Daniel is a sissy, then this look will work.
Failed.
Miserably.

Now, here is the embarrassing replica look.

Original : Tony Stark
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And what did the bozo do?

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Both hands raised 45 degrees too high, face look up, the whole look is so wrong.
Failed.

And last but not least, the most-failed photo-bomb pic = decent pic, posing like a normal human being.
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Ezra

This will be worth doing nothing but listen for the next 1 hour

This entry is in pole position for having the longest title for a blog entry, in which the title is self-explanatory.
This will surely worth your 1 hour in listening.
Listening and opening the heart to receive the ministering of His word and let that seed implanted in our hearts and mind bear much fruit. Not just talk, but change and transform our inner being and then outer being and then the external circumstances.
May i be found in the secret place even more this year.

Enjoy!

Ezra